Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Even Serial Killers Need to Network

I guess it wasn't too surprising to learn that Tom Stephens, of Suffolk serial killer fame, had a Myspace page as well. Not too popular though, the poor lad, with only seven friends, and that wanker Tom being one of them.

His mission statement, to take advantage of the site in order to improve in the tricky fields of "dating, serious relationships, [and] friends" apparently didn't take too well, huh?

What's a fellow to do?
Go out and murder a couple of hookers, I reckon.

Coincedentally or not, Mr. Stephens lists himself as a fan of 80's music, amongst other atrocities.

Oh, the humanity...

Remember, kids - every time you don't approve a friend request, you may be setting off a tragic chain of events that will ultimately lead to a CSI-esque finale.

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